This heat is killing me here...

Where the hell is winter?

It's so hot here that everything melts. And I mean everything, even makeup, lipstick, hairspray - you name it.

The one thing you never have too much of in Bermuda - air conditioning.

It's so cold at our office everyone actually wears sweaters in side. But when they go out - man those wooly puppies come off quicker than panties at a matric dance.

So I'm serious - where the hell is winter?